My Fans Clamor For More Photos

My fans, and they are legion, have asked for a bigger piece of me. And who am I to deny them? I ask you? Who am I to deny my fans the pleasure that will make them whole, make them fully human, put them in touch with their basic humanity? I will not take that away from them. Not now, or ever.

Smooches and licks,

Ava Dog

Maybe....Your Baby

...d'you think that maybe she can hear me singing this to her?











Maybe Your Baby Has Made Some Other Plans...

I'm feelin' down and some kind of lonely,
Cause' my baby done left me here,
Heart's blazing like a five alarm fire
And I don't even give a care

(murray!!!)

I feel like the world is turnin' on me,
My dreams turnin' to ashes right in front of my face,
And I'm gettin' kind of worried,
And I feel so out of place,
Maybe your baby done made some other plans,
Maybe your baby done made some other plans.

(Background) . . I feel like cryin', yeh, yeh
Maybe baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

(murray!!!)

In the mornin' when I've got heartache,
I can't call up the doctor for help,
Cause' the only person that could ever do me any good,
Is steppin' out with my best friend.

I feel like I'm slippin' deeper,
Slippin' deeper into my shell,
And I can't take it,
This stuff is scarin' me to death,

(murray!!! baby!!)

Maybe your baby done made some other plans,
Kinda makin' me worried,
Maybe your baby done made some other plans,

Little Sally Walker, sittin' in a saucer,
Checkin' out the guys that are passing by,

(Background)...by, by, by, by...
Maybe your baby done made some other plans

Maybe your baby done made some other plans,
Not includin' future plans,
Maybe your baby done made some other plans,
Maybe my baby done made some other plans,
Maybe my baby done made another plan
with another man. Your baby, your baby, stupid baby, your baby,
That you put so trust so much trust in your baby,
Maybe your baby done made some other plans.

Murray! I'm just down the street baby!

Ava! Portland's First Corgi-Mix Blogger

Hey,guys, Ava Dog here. What's going on?
Me and my people just got back from a jazz concert where I got
my paws on a chicken wing and took
in some ass-kicking piano.

Hold up. Before we go any further here. Question for you:
Who do YOU think is more beautiful? Me or her?

Excellent, very good. Thought you'd say that.
Now I don't have to tear your head off. :--)

I'm new to this blogging stuff so I'm gonna keep things kinda basic.
Where I'm from: Yakima, Washington (Don't even ask.)
Favorite food: Hands down, no bones about it, chicken.
Preferably roasted, bones and all.
Fried Calamari with Portuguese Piri Piri sauce
I LOVE Totten Inlet Mussels with Chouriço in Cataplana
Hobbies: I hang out. I walk. I chase balls. I am not big on sticks.
I like a good Laurelhurst Hit and Run
Favorite person: Jackson (Don't tell Julie)
Least favorite person: Let's just not go there right now
Favorite movie: The Night of the Iguana
Favorite dogs: Miss Murray (Yum!!!)
Favorite actress: Duh!
Things I hate: don't even think of picking me up off the couch.
Do not even think it.
Squirrels
My crate (I give that thing three months, four, tops.)


Ciao! I'm outta here...